Well, Maxwell Drew is a girl's name now, isn't it. Specifically, it's Jessica Simpson's daughter's name. Maxwell is Simpson's fiance's middle name and Drew is her mother's maiden name, according to an Us Weekly magazine report. Simpson's betrothed, by the way -- Eric Johnson, a former professional football player -- is the baby's dad.

Dear Pinky,
What do you think of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian dating?
John in Easton
Dear John,
They're both idiots. Kanye West is an idiot with talent. Kim Kardashian is an idiot with good looks. I don't think much of their relationship. West, from what I can tell, likes women who are stacked and speak with ittle, wittle baby voices. Kardashian seems to prefer men who are selfish and silly. They make sense on the surface, but not in the long run.
For Kim's sake, I hope this "relationship" lasts longer than her marriage to Kris Humphries. For Pinky's sake, let's hope it fails before someone starts calling them Kwest or Kimye.